solarbeans: What fandoms looks like to tumblr users What fandoms looks like to non-tumblr users ACCURATE. ACCURATE AS HELL.
Reblog if you support mutant rights.
first-player: Don’t scroll past this, you guys.
mementomoriartea: timoodles: archangels-in-the-tardis: dani-kolleen: posnak: puckurtingcastian: theinfamouskatrandommeanderings: supernatural-screenshots: the-final-horcrux: farbenfrei: directioneralways: meagansphilosophy: heysammy: drugsandrainbows: INSTANT REBLOG. I will always reblog this omg HE’S TRULY A GENIUS! I am laughing so hard on this lol YE SYE...
Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
the ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
casinthetardis: gatsbie: internet explorer has to make a commercial to get people to use it even though it’s already automatically installed in every pc they are also partners with Bing
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: THAT IS A YIELD SIGN, YOU DUMB FUCK. YOU DON'T STOP AT A YIELD SIGN. YOU FUCKING YIELD AT A FUCKING YIELD SIGN.
Me: Don't turn yellow, don't turn yellow, don't turn yellow, don't turn yellow-- FUCK. *Speeds up*
Me: I'm not going to hit you, calm the fuck down, Jesus.
Me: Shit why aren't these spots angled? I'm crooked. I'll just try...shit I'm still crooked. Fuck. Am I at least in the lines? *presses face against window*
Me: GO ALREADY, IT'S LEGAL. RIGHT TURN ON RED, THERE IS NO ONE COMING, HOLY SHIT.
Me: Did you just honk at me? Where do you want me to go there's a car in the intersection, I don't even have an arrow. You know what fuck you, now we're gonna sit here, you dick.